And Suddenly It All Became So Clear

I finally understand why Donnie Darko had to die. Or at least I think I do. Great movie.

My 70th Post

If a stalk of wheat chews on another piece of wheat, does that make it a cannibal?

Poor Mr. Snowman 2

You Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round

So that I don't forget what type of replacement record needle I spent a long time looking for... I will be needing a 700-D7.

Death Cab for Zooey

Rumor has it that Ben Gibbard is now dating Zooey Deschanel. If this be the case, I really think that the two of them should consider re-doing The Postal Service's "Nothing Better."

Poor Mr. Snowman

Today while on campus, I saw something quite out of the ordinary. Somebody had built a snowman around a tree as to make it look like it had been impaled. I don't know how much longer he'll make it (it has pierced his snowman heart after all); perhaps I should take a picture before he melts. I mean, how often does one see a snowman who has been skewered by a tree right?

Saying I'd Look Like Wolfman Would Be Giving Myself Too Much Credit

I think if I were to grow out my facial hair, I would look more or less like that one dude from the Burbs. Hans is his name I believe. You know who I'm talking about.

Expecting Less Than a Miracle

No fail... Every time I cook up a batch of Macaroni and Cheese, it always tastes terrible.

A Lesson From Rambo

When you are stranded in a vast jungle and fleeing from the enemy with nothing but a claymore, you can always count on one thing for sure: the conveniently placed nuclear missile. Simply attach the claymore to the missile and you have the ultimate killing machine. It's that easy.

What I Do With My Time When I Should Be Doing Other Things

I recently joined a website that just launched called The Music, The Message. It's kind of neat because it allows users to come together and discuss music, submit reviews, etc. I recently submitted my first editorial entitled, "Life's All About Taking The Bad With The Good." If anyone is curious to see what it is all about, they are welcome to slip on over and check it out.