I Would Not Wish Such A Fate Upon Anyone

"Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The Wizard, sensing your apprehension, unleashes a fatal bolt from the ice scepter. With luck, you will thaw in several million years."

the applicability of statistics in decision-making would make a nice school house rock.

my least favorite statistic is when they (the vague mass of media/population) say that you should wear your seatbelt even on short trips, because you're blah blah times more likely to be in an accident within blah blah miles of your own home.
no doi.
every time you go ANYWHERE, you leave your own home and return to it, so statistically, if you're driving at ALL, you're adding to the likelihood of driving near your home.
isn't that right?
or did i really actually deserve that D in statistics?

Expansion

Today somebody's ipod saw a new song added to their ever expanding 80's Playlist: The Smith's "There is a Light That Never Goes Out." What would the world be without Morrisey?

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Films can be just as -- if not more -- enjoyable when you go to see them by yourself...

Funky Fresh

A word of caution. Be careful when reaching into your bathroom bag for that toothbrush. You just might slice your finger open on a razor, and that doesn't feel very good.

A Carefree Winter Day

Consists of a bag of Wintergreen Lifesavers and a 44 oz Hawaiian Punch with a touch of Country Time Lemonade and Sierra Mist.

The Time Has Arrived!

I know I have kept you all on the edge of your seats waiting for my first comment, so here it is...

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made from real lemons?

I know it was more of a question than a comment, but that's all I got...

Liberation

Is learning to accept things as they are.