What's Wrong With People?

The other day I clicked on this internet IQ test thing and took it. I felt that it was pretty easy, but never got my results back because I refused to give out my cell phone number. I couldn't quite put my finger on one thing however. The average IQ is 100. As I was looking down the list of people who had taken the test, I was seeing IQ's that ranged mostly from 50-80. In fact, the highest on the day was 103. That's when the thought occurred to me! The only reason I wasn't seeing higher scores was because the people with the higher IQ's aren't stupid enough to give out their number to someone they don't know.

Fruit Stripe Gum

Would it kill them to market a formula that retains the flavor a bit longer?

95!!!

That's five less than a hundred. Like the raging wildfire in the hills behind our house, my collection of hit music from the 80's continues to grow. What on earth could one person want with so many 80's songs? Answered simply... Why is the sky blue? Why do zebras have black stripes (or white stripes for that matter)? Why is the square root of four times an imaginary number 1.41421356 + 1.41421356i?

10 Things I Hate About Matt

1. He revoked my admin privileges on this blog
2. He has no responsibility
3. He can sit around all day blogging due to reason #2
4. He can sing higher than most adult males
5. His glasses are meant to look stupid, but actually rock
6. He doesn't match his clothes, and nobody notices
7. He uses words I don't understand
8. He knows more 80's songs than me, and that was my era
9. He makes fun of himself making it less fun to make fun of him
10. He can eat anything he wants and as much of it as he wants, and won't gain an ounce

Retro Junk

A California Raisin with cool orange shades -- and who looks like he is flipping people off -- belongs in a car.

Eulogy

Or did you think I was too dumb to know what a yagoogaly was? As for that beetle that was on the verge of drowning that I tried to save, but instead watched helplessly wash down the storm drain... Surely you were a good bug and I'm sorry. May you rest in peace.