Interesting Converstations

Contains adult content. Read at your own risk. Don't say I didn't warn you...

Instance 1:
*Dogs bark*
Sister: Did you hear the dogs bark?
Mom: I hope it's those kids humping my reindeer!
Me: Don't you mean making your reindeer hump?
*Other things said*
*Laughter interspersed throughout conversation*

Instance 2:
*Playing The Game of Things*
Card Drawn: Things you would do if you were the opposite sex for a day.
My Response: Play with my boobs!
Brother's Response: Play with my boobies!
Sister: Do guys think girls just play with their boobies all day? Because they don't!
*Other things said*
*Laughter interspersed throughout conversation*